Babble Babble.

Hello my friends. I finally have some free time before work, and I don't feel like playing any video games, or remixing NIN tracks. The whole Violent Fellatio project is well underway, and going slow, but smoothly. For those of you who don't it, VF consists of: Myself, Joshua Frantz, and Daniel (who's last name escapes me at the moment) a keyboard, a guitar, bass, a very ghetto drum set, a mixer program, and an electronic program. We have some very cool ideas floating around, as well as three samples of what are sound is going to sound like on our myspace.

Speaking of perfection, the Mars Volta just released their newest album: The Bedlam in Goliath. And the guys have done it again. This album is just as good as Amputechure, (which is my favorite). Open up your minds and check that shit out. I don't care how you do, steal it (which I don't condone!) buy it, download it, whatever. Just listen to it.

Did you guys hear the good news?

CHINESE DEMOCRACY IS DONE!!!!!

For those of you who've been under a rock for the past NINE years, it's the new "Gun's and Rose's" album! After many delays, conflicts, and just bullshit, IT IS COMPLETE. I shit you not.

Buuuttt. Since Axl spent so much money on the damn thing, it's not going to bring in any money. That's including the thousands of GnR fans. So because it won't make any money, record companies are not gonna want to put it out.

So what does that mean?

We may have to wait even longer to hear it! Ooooh Axl. Instead of firing your BEST FRIEND in the middle of a show, how about working to spend LESS money on touring and re-recording everything, and release the damn thing? I'm sure it's good. Just leak it already.

Speaking of incompetentance, anyone else excited as me to get that scumbag out of office? Yeah. Does anyone else think that the Big Tax Refund is just a ploy to make us overlook the fact that he pardoned himself of future war crimes? Hmph.

And it looks like Edwards and Guliani dropped out. I'm actually surprised Guliani didn't make it further than he did. All he would have to say is that he was mayor during 9/11 and people would vote for him. At least that's the way I see it.

My girlfriend made me watch the Notebook last night. As if I wasn't a man already, my manly level went even further down, involuntarily.

So theres this kid at my school. I won't name names, but he makes my day. He's in my second and fifth period class. He goes on and on and on, and on about something thats completely irrelevant to the class discussion. And usually, it takes him five minutes to say something that should take three minutes.

Okay, I realize he's kinda slow but people wonder why I don't like him. "How can you not like him?!" Well, he is, to put it simply, a dick. Am I the only one who realizes it? Yes, he is sometimes a dick to me for whatever reason, be just over all, does anyone else notice it?


This picture reminds me of this family that came through my line at work. Not to mention that their bitch mom made me double back two carts worth of shit, but her family was the Lower-Middle Class Hillbilly Cheaper by the Dozen family. Seriously, this truck was full of kids like that. I was helping them load this gigantic truck full of annoying kids, and their oldest son started asking if I was a Christian. That's an awkward question to ask me, because I'm not exactly Christian. So naturally, I said, "yes". Then he started talking to me about screamo music (Like Underoath and the Devil Wears Prada) and he asked me what I liked. I said, "Nine Inch Nails". And he asked if they were a Christian band.

Dear (future) Marsh Customers:

New rule, DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS OF MAKE ME DO STUPID SHIT WHEN YOU SEE ME THERE. I hate my job enough, and you, the customer, MAKE IT WORSE.

That's about it for me. Here's a parting gift. Thank me later.